THE ARENA OF THE UNWELL

You'll never leave....

Bonjourno, dole scum everywhere, and grudging welcomes to my first ever website. Yes, tis an achievement for me indeed. On this marvel of un-natural science you will find many a picture of the League of Gentlemen, some snippets of Withnail and I and some photos of me, myself and my nearest and clearest. There will also be the occasional self pitying drivel penned by yours truly.




My Corkboard




Also here's a place for you to discuss whatever you like. Click on this link.

DON'T HATE ME JUST COS I KILLED YOUR FAMILY...
Hmm, pointless saying what's new, really. This is an embryonic site, so don't get too attached! But, hey, at least it'll give your sticky fingers a rest from flicking yourself off to Trisha!!!!

Alles Klar?

Tubbs and Edward cleansing the Precious Things Of The Shop
I CAN I CAN'T! I CAN I CAN'T!!!! Oh, Edward, there are too many of them!!! One, two, five, twelvety...
We can't kill them all!!!

LEGZ AKIMBO THEATRE COMPANY...Put yourself in a child
SIGN MY GUESTBOOK!!! If you don't I'll send Mickey Love after you, and those stains are impossible to remove!!! Also, if you wanna contact me or have any amusing death threats for me, e-mail at:
is_my_voodoo_working@hotmail.com

"MUMMY,I'M SCARED!"
Here's a frankly terrifying pic of yours truly...sweet dreams...
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YOU CAN'T FUCK LIKE ME SO DON'T EVEN TRY.