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You know what? A lot of people reading this don't have a clue who I am, so here's a little bit of the stuff I love...(PS-I'm the girl on the right with the stupid smile and blue top) YOU BEND OVER CASANOVA... PJ HARVEY-Get out of the way, boys, the boss is back!!! MANIC STREET PREACHERS-A band I've gone off slightly in the past two years but I've loved them so long that no amount of bland anthems and ramshackle albums can dampen my adoration!!! THE SMITHS-It's the testament to a lonely teenager to love the Smiths, melancholy is so much more mature than angst! JOY DIVISION-Ian Curtis, a man of much soul and passion, chose the glamour of suicide over the glamour of fame. HOLE-I had a dream last night that I was with Liv Tyler and Courtney Love, and Liv was jealous cos Courtney wanted to fuck me!!! What a great dream! ELASTICA-Justine Frischmann is THE woman. THE DIVINE COMEDY-Well, Joby Talbot does compose the Gents music! Will be sadly missed. But at least we still have Neil Hannon, huzzah! "MY INSIDES ARE ALL WRONG!" Aside from music, I am well-known for my dark and sick sense of humour. Would you like to know what spawned that? MONTY PYTHON-To say I was fanatical about them is a bit of an understatement. For years I was completely obsessed!!! It was the thing I digested my Sunday lunch with, I was fed it by my father. The family humour is like a heirloom! THE LEAGUE OF GENTLEMEN-Yes, well. Nuff said? But I do run a rather splendid fanzine on them which I'm rather proud of. EDDIE IZZARD-The only person who's ever made the Holocaust funny. BLACKADDER-Something I was brought up with. I love it, but Ben Elton is still an almighty bastard. Have a look in the links page, there's some good comedy sites in there, notably the British comedy site, a treat for you who despise all things American.

IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO A MAN IS, LOOK AT HIS FRIENDS... One thing I do love is my mates. Though I am, admittedly, a bitch, I treat my mates with respect. I have been fucked over oh-so-many-times by close friends, and destroyed by boyfriends, (One inparticular, Robert) but I'm more cautious now, and learnt the lesson- If anyone fucks you over, rip out their tonsils and use them for boxing practice. SPECIAL PEOPLE- EMMA(TWINKS)-A saving grace and a beautiful person who doesn't deserve an iota of pain. TRACIE(VIVICA)-The most intelligent and beautiful lady I had the luck to meet. She's my best female friend in the world and one of the few people I trust. ANDREW-So innocent on the exterior, but below the placid surface lies a deliciously mordant wit. He's Tracie's other half and one of my best ever friends. Hee hee, I got them together! JONNY AND CLARE-A unit of two, and have both helped me thru the most difficult time of my life. And, damn, are they sexy! IAN-Lives in Hull, but he's possibly my best friend ever. He's tolerarted more of my shit than any single person, and that's highly commendable. NADIA-Another long distance love, she lives in Sydney, but we both feel so close to each other...:) We plan to set up a sex business together,exploiting men's lack of true power. She's my girlie soulmate. BRONAGH-Drifting away from me but we've known each other from foetuses and I will always be here when she needs me. JED-A nutter, a madman, and a sexy fucker. One of those rocks. And not forgetting... Mairead,Seonagh,Sorcha,Geraldine,Deborah,Damien,Chris,Sarah and the rest of the lovely people!!! And Richard, of course! He knows I love him...